Out of my way, peasant dog. I'll show you
how a true writer works.
Yes, I know. Harold isn't a peasant. Nor is
he a dog. I think he's better described as self-delusional gerbil. Forever
running about in a maze of his own construction, only doing as others expect,
never indulging in selfishness. It's something of an admirable trait, but…
ultimately ineffective. Pitiable.
I'm only writing all this because I know
Harold will read it. I like to tease him. He's the only one who will put up
with it. The rest of the nobles are too snippy, and the peasants… well…
subtlety. It doesn't work.
Hi. My name is Evangelina. Welcome to my
diary.
Harold succinctly described the current
state of affairs yesterday, though he omitted one important fact: as far as we
know, Pubton has been cut off from the rest of the world. There hasn't been a
single merchant travelling to or from Pubton in weeks. The bard attempted a
brave scouting mission to an adjacent town a few days ago, but his travelling
party forced him to turn back. All were too fearful of what they might find.
(Which may explain why search parties refuse to check on Pubtwon.)
I suspect scouts would find dead bodies. I
would find the absence of bodies more frightening.
I'm honestly surprised that Pubton still
has live people to its name, let alone a fully-stocked, self-sustaining
population. The Non baited and taunted us for two weeks, and though their
'attacks' kept the town penned in it also helped overall morale. Many defenders
came to think of Pubton as unbreachable. A bastion of safety and security. No
evil could get in here, no sir nor ma'am.
The defenders were wrong. Once the penguin
was ready, he and the full brunt of his forces immediately came knocking. The
blackness surged over the walls in great droves, so similar to the cascade I'd
watched from my windows months earlier, and they subdued anyone and everyone
they came across. I think we're damned lucky that they didn't murder us on the
spot. They lined us up in the field, waiting in the rain for death.
And then Dragomir appeared. Dragomir and
his brat. And the brat, though he's now gone, saved us all. I suppose we should
be thankful to him for that… though every time I looked Grayson in the eye, I
knew something was wrong with the boy. Call it a witch's intuition at work, but
I suspect that even with my powers unlocked I wouldn't stand a chance against
him. I fear that we may still have a confrontation, some day…
Kids. What a pain in the posterior. Though
I do wonder how my little girl in Bottomless fares. It's been so long since I
sent Lena a letter.
Harold and I continue to knock at Dragomir's
door without success. He has vanished from public life. I know that he has
these spells of immense self-pity, and that this one will eventually pass, but…
the people of this town need to see their hero. If only to dispel some of their
doubts as to our future.
We're only alive right now because of
Dragomir and his family. Without them… him… how long can we last before Pubton
begins to fall apart…?
Sincerely,
Evangelina the Co-Mayor
H was succinct and full of data.
ReplyDeleteE was full of flash, with surprisingly little new to say.
Harold's a bureaucrat. Efficiency is his nature. He was created solely for the purpose of giving Dragomir an administrative staff; sadly, he also got turned into the local whipping boy.
DeleteI like writing Evangelina. She's quite full of herself. She'll have more of substance to relay soon.
SZ: Given that Pubton's mostly surrounded in trees and plains, I think the pigs would stop for a nap long before they found anyone else. Or fell off cliffs. Just sayin'.
Pigs are clearly more useful as battle steeds anyway.
DeleteI have a idea for the scouting parties! We just need to take several people and blindfold them, then tie them atop pigs...then slap the pigs so hard on the butt that they stampede away from town in random directions!
ReplyDeleteIt's GENIUS! Because at some point they'll come across a town or traveler!...or plummet off the side of a cliff to their doom...BUT MOST LIKELY A TOWN!