Blast. This is frustrating. Nothing I try
seems to work.
I spent all of last night dreaming up a way
past June's ever-present guards. Antonia's eyes unnerved me every second I was
awake, but by the time I dropped down into a snooze I thought I had a solid
list of ways to get at June. Turns out most of them were stupid ideas, which,
in retrospect, is usually true of the things I plan. I'm not good at this
schemin' stuff.
My first thought was pure sneakiness. I
made my way towards the next mountain in the mountain range, and after a while
Antonia stopped following me. (I assume that June's powers of control have a
limited range.) I figured I might be able to sneak up on June's cave from the
rear…
… but, no. As soon as I got to the
foothills of June's mountain, Antonia found me. She sat, and watched, and
blocked my every attempt to get past.
Second try: talking. Antonia hasn't shown
any signs of June's personality, and I wondered if I might be able to get
through to her true mind. Which is to say, her orcish mind. Not, you know, the
werewolf mind. (That's a lot of layers for one person.)
Did it work? 'course not. I might as well
have been talking to a wall. Antonia didn't respond to a thing I said, save to
snap at me and chase me away from her after a solid half hour of endless
jabbering. I was singing off-key by the end, so I guess I annoyed her too much?
The third idea, conjured up in a moment of
heat-induced irritation, was digging. I figured I might be able to burrow under
Antonia and get to the mountain Hypermole-style. Antonia didn't even bother to
try and stop me.
I regained my senses after a while, namely
when I'd torn off a fingernail trying to dislodge a rock, and from that sprang
my fourth idea: faking an injury. I swooned, raised my bloody hand high for
Antonia to see, and collapsed. I figured she might drag me into Pubtwon, and
from there I could sneak to June's cave.
Antonia threw a rock at me. Dinged me right
in the head. I swore at her. That ended the charade.
My fifth attempt, and final for the day,
was miserable begging. I pleaded with June to listen to me and let me in. All I
needed was five minutes of her time, dammit! Just five minutes! Alas, it was
not to be, for Antonia offered no sympathy, nor did any of June's other slaves.
In fact, one of the labourers had the cheek to come out and moon me!
Bare-assed!
So that's that. My second day of
infiltration is a failure. I'm huddled in the wagon right now, by a candle,
cursing the sunburns on my neck. I don't know how much longer I can stand this
weather, as the wagon isn't the best shelter in the world. Gotta feel sorry for
Antonia, since she's still watching me. The sun's gotta be baking her.
Blargh. Every minute I have to fuck around
with this witch is another minute where Libby might be in danger. Grayson can't
hold off lycanthropy forever…
Fuck. FUCK.
Sincerely,
Dragomir the Co-Mayor
Dragomir...you fool...why have you yet to build a catapult or trebuchet to launch yourself at her cave? Goddammit man, do we have to do everything for you!?
ReplyDeleteHe needs Libby to build a trebuchet. She's missing. He has to get her back. To get her back, he needs a trebuchet. The circle is vicious and ever-repeating.
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