The courtroom was busier than any of the
previous days. Word had gotten out that Jeffrey's trial was ending today, and
the mob that had largely abandoned the proceedings came back again, loitering
on Pagan's front steps. I feel for them - the storm hit last night, and though
there was no rain the hot winds ever since have been distinctly unpleasant.
Once the spectators settled and everyone
was in their seats, Pagan called the trial to order with a few loud bangs of
the gavel.
"Before we proceed," he began,
clearing his throat, "I have something I'd like to say. Ever since I was
asked to rule over this court, I suspected that the trial of Jeffrey would turn
out to be an unmitigated disaster. A mess of laws, a mess of contradictions,
and a mess of clamouring voices. In short, injustice."
"But I have been surprised."
Pagan smiled one of his rare sincere smiles. "While I doubt that the
process or testimony provided would satisfy practiced judges and lawyers in,
say, the Imperium, we have done exceedingly well for the Indy Plains. Most
kingdoms or townships would use the same snap judgements of which you accuse
King Jeffrey to bring their criminals low, justly or otherwise. For this, Pubton,
I congratulate you."
He clapped. A little confused, but
nevertheless proud, most people in the court joined him.
Pagan tapped his gavel when he'd had
enough. "We will now proceed. Before we read the verdict, I think it
fitting that Jeffrey be allowed a few words. Would you care to speak,
Jeffrey?"
Jeffrey, clamped into his chair, looked at
the empty seat beside him. "Is… is that advisable, now that my lawyer has
fled?"
"I don't think it much matters."
Pagan shrugged. "I hope he was not promised much by your wife. He did very
little of substance to defend you. At any rate, you may speak - or not, as you
see fit."
Jeffrey mulled it over. "Could you
turn me around so I'm facing the benches?"
Pagan motioned to his slave bailiffs. They
picked up Jeffrey's chair and placed him in the no-man's-land in front of Pagan's
desk, looking out over the ex-king's former subjects.
He took a deep breath.
"I'm sorry." Jeffrey's chin
dropped, but he refused to look away from the assembled, silent crowd.
"All of you, I'm sorry. I… well, I… no. That's stupid. No excuses. I'm
just sorry."
Silence. Everyone watching, no one talking.
"Is that all?" Pagan asked.
Jeffrey nodded. The bailiffs put him back
in his place, facing the judge.
"Well. A little anti-climactic, but
poignant enough." Pagan looked to the jury. "You have a verdict on
the charges assembled against this man?"
I gripped Eve's hand a little too tightly
at the word 'verdict'. She took the pain without comment, or even a flinch, but
I apologized anyway.
"We do, your honour." I expected
the Weekendist to do the deed, but it was Celine who stood up, a roll of paper
in her hands. She looked no more perturbed than if she'd been asked to read the
day's specials at a restaurant.
"In the case of King Jeffrey, we, the
jury…"
…
Silence.
"We…"
The watchers, the judge, the prosecutor,
me, my daughter, the hall itself, all of us stretched forward to hear Celine's
words.
"We find…"
I recognized at once that it wasn't
nervousness, or not a nervousness I could ever identify. Celine was frozen in
place, stock-still, her head tipped back and one of her ears in the air. She
looked... confused.
One of the other jurors, the ragged bard,
stood to take the paper from her. "Here, here, I got it, don't worry
-"
Celine brushed him away. "No, no.
Can't you hear it?"
Pagan grunted. "This is highly
inappropriate, Ms. the Ninja. Please read the sentence, or let someone else do
it."
Celine shushed Pagan and waved him away. As
his face turned bright red, she cupped a hand to her ear.
"I think it's uh-oh time," she
said, pursing her lips.
That's when the sound floated through one
of the windows for the rest of us to hear, carried on a stormy breeze.
I mentioned, maybe a week ago, that we've
set up a perimeter defence around Pubton. We've used it before, to great
effect: a long network of bells, run through the forests. They're meant to
alert us when something is coming. We should not be able to hear the bells in
the forest from the court.
What we can hear is a much larger bell.
There are several of them, spread around town. The guards ring them when
something is wrong and the whole town needs to know about it. They were
installed maybe three weeks ago, and aside from periodic tests, we haven't had
to use them.
I rose out of my seat on the second floor.
Eve and Edmund rose with me. So, too, did most of the courtroom, as the sound
of the brass bell… the brass bells… got louder, and louder, and louder.
"Son of a bitch." Pagan slammed
the gavel against his desk so hard that the head flew off the handle. He threw
his wig away. "Of course it would happen now. TO ARMS, YOU SLUGS! WE HAVE
GUESTS!"
And so we do. Pubton is under attack.
Knew that was going to happen. XD
ReplyDeleteIt could not have happened any other way.
DeleteI think it's highly likely that a insane Sloth-Zerker is going to appear and save the day at the last moment. He'll come in during the weekend and wipe out the invaders with a chainsaw made of angry Badgers!...maybe...please Matt...just this once...just this once you NEED to make this come true...Badger-Saw wielding Sloth-Zerker!
ReplyDelete(Seriously though...C'MON! I wanted to hear the verdict dammit! Or at least see how nobody could decide and so they just wrote "We the Jury find the defendant...to be a asshole")
Plato is there though. What do you think the odds are that he's been or will be talking to Iko in codespace? Dragomir has a very big chance of being abducted on Monday before we can see wtf happens to Pubton. Who's taking bets? If not abduction, I foresee the intervention from Plato and Iko to see the town through this.
ReplyDeleteMy money is on Sloth-Zerker...always Sloth-Zerker...
DeleteEverybody dies. The End.
DeleteNo, you're confusing R.R.Martin with Matt Bird. Which must be a common mistake, possibly due to the facial hair...
DeleteYou should probably fear that comparison. I agree with Martin that you need to be willing to kill your characters. And they won't always have saved games.
Delete(RIP Robert.)
Matt...you are one sick individual...getting Dragomir's Diary into these emotional transitions where you can really connect with the character on a almost real level...and then CURB STOMPING the snot outta him in the very next entry!
DeleteIt's almost like you KNEW that we'd still keep coming back day after day to read more! (Also...SLOTH-ZERKER!)
An ACTUAL sloth will show up eventually. It's planned for the next season. As for the badger chainsaw... I'll think about it.
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