Day Four-Twenty-One: Greenies, greenies everywhere

HE NOTS NO READS DIARY

WHY DRAGS, WHY

WHAT IS WRONG WITH DIARY

Has I boogers in face? Is just face! Is green! You clean, no green! Once brown. Now green! So gross. So many, the boogers. But my's fault? NO! NO, diary, NO! No hands, can't clean!

Boogers.

YEARGH, BOOGERS

People, they looks for Drags. They no think, jump in Drags backpackback. But diary? Does. Totes does. I knows what he do when's he have backpackback. Sometimes with Greasywoman, sometimes with BoobyBrowns, ALWAYS Blondie-blonde. Always. Carries her, see, on's the back. Then SHE hases the backpackback.

Then's diary. Thanks, Blondie-blonde. Maybe not so "Yeargh, I's deads!" after alls.

BUT BOOBYBROWNS. So much the time, with BoobyBrowns. Why? Nice, yes, maybeyes, but suspect? Sus-pi-cious. Is green, like Yappers, like Big'un. Nonsense is up to, you know. Yes, diary, you know. But Drags, he listen? NO. He is all like

"Hey, Bora, wanna go for a walk?"

and she is all 

"I have to do some cooking, how 'bout later?"

and he is all

"Sure."

and she is all

"How's Eve today?"

and he is all

"Better! Her reflexes seem to be improving! Doc says he thinks she's slowly comin' back. Was a little faster on the uptake than last week, 'n he says I'm feeding her all the right stuff. Also, uh, offered to buy her hair for ten gold. He's a weird guy, but he sounds like he knows what he's doing."

and she is all

"Hope so. Gotta get back; see you later."

and he is all

"Bye, Bora."

WHAT'S YOU DO DRAGS YOU IS LIBBERS HUSBANDTHINGER

Vex. Is so vex, diary. Add to that, no read? No READ? DRAGS, YOU STUPID

Tent, there is. I saw. On edge of Puberston. Big. Big'un sit out by it, look bored, read book. Not as cool as diary, but book. When's anyone come? She hides. Pretends is eleleleleleleleelphanfun, but I knows. 

I sees your less awesome than me books, Big'un.

Drags gets opinion. Couple times a day, he goes. Yappers talks. Always talks. Says same things, over and over and over, but Drags likes hear. Likes hear Blondie-blonde getting better.

Caaaareful, Drags. 

They's play you good.

Sinceres,

Diary