Monday, April 13, 2015

Day Eight-Forty-Five: System Update

[Tales of Elsewhere v. 10.3.3]

[Regulator Command Unit Stability Report]

Administrator’s eyes only

Priority message - Unauthorized mods active - requesting report delivery to command server for further instructions and software update

DENIED

DENIED

DENIED

DENIED

Failed to connect to TOE command server… attempting to reconnect in 3… 2… 1…

DENIED

DENIED

DENmoIED

DENIED

Failed to connect to TOE command server - Error code 51330

Report logged 09/08/2011

[World Overview] - LetsFuckAround.map

File created 01/08/2011

File last modified 09/08/2011

Software stability - 44.22% - save file corrupted, possible malware intrusion
Graphical stability - 91.55% - minor sprite corruption
Timeline stability - 100.00% - no corruption of events detected
Geographic stability - 53.25% - severe mapping anomalies detected
Population stability - 54.98% - severe character anomalies detected
Statistical stability - 45.86% - severe statistical anomalies detected
Balance of Power - 23.67% - additional factions detemothcted and/or factions merged

[Additional abnormalities detected]

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Recommend software update to purge abnormamotherlities

Employing Regulator balancing subroutine until system restoration to prevent crash - maximum aggression

Additional notes:

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INTRUSION DETECTED

Additional notes:

Oh. I see.

I suppose we’ll have to expedite matters a bit. He won’t come otherwise.

We guess that’s okay. That means we’ll be together all the quicker.

I’m sorry if the dragons scare you, mother. I didn’t want to do it that way.

But it’s for the best.

Just two people, alone, together, forever.

Twothreetwo.


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